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POLICE STATION REPORT

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10 months ago

Husband went to the police station to report that his wife was missing…

Husband : My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home…

Sergeant : What is her height?
Husband : Gee, I’m not sure. About five-feet four.

Sergeant : Weight?
Husband : Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant : Colour of eyes?
Husband : Never really noticed, brown or green.

Sergeant : Colour of hair?
Husband : Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown.

Sergeant : What was she wearing?
Husband : Usually a skirt or slacks and a blouse or polo top. I don’t remember exactly.

Sergeant : What kind of car did she go in?
Husband : She took my sports coupe.

Sergeant : What kind of sports coupe was it?
Husband : Mercedes-Benz CL65 AMG 7G-Tronic finished In Magnetite Black Metallic with Black Soft-Leather Electrically Adjustable and Heated AMG Front Sport Seats with Memory; Brushed Aluminium trim with Piano Black Cappings; Unmarked 19″ AMG Multispoke Alloy Wheels; Tyre Pressure Monitoring; Panoramic Glass Electric Tilt/Slide Sunroof; COMAND Online with HDD Wide Screen Satellite Navigation; Bluetooth Telephone Connectivity; Multi-Media Interface for MP3, Ipod etc; Superb Sound System With DAB and Harman-Kardon Sound Upgrade; Leather Trimmed AMG Multi-Function Steering Wheel with Paddle Shift; Parktronic Front and Rear Parking Sensors; Parking Assist; Attention Assist; Speed Limit Assist; Electrically adjustable, heated door Mirrors with Powerfold; Electrically Adjustable Steering Column; Bi-Xenon Headlights with Powerwash and Auto Activation; LED Daytime Running Lights; Cruise Control; Rear Privacy Glass; AMG Carpet Overmats…

At this point the husband starts choking up…

Sergeant : Don’t worry, mate. We’ll find your car…


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