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Those of you who your Facebook profile says, "Living in UK and working in Ife or Lagos." I"m not saying you are lying. I"m just bothered... How are you coping with the transport fare?...
A man was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them: 1. Bride"s relatives 2. Groom"s relatives He entered the groom"s door and found two doors again. ...
Kunle stole a goat, he was arrested and taken to court. JUDGE: Gentleman, are you guilty or not guilty? KUNLE: My Lord, I’m not guilty. JUDGE: How come you were...
Imagine this conversation: Chichi: Do you smoke? Akpos: Yes. Chichi: How many packs a day? Akpos: 3 packs. Chichi: How much per pack? Akpos: N200. Chichi: And how long have you been smoking? Akpos: For...
Two friends smoked weed... One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend naked! He stood in front of his friend and asked, How do I look in my...
Naija hard oo. Just this morning I mistakenly sent 20k to a wrong account number. Once realizing this,I calmed down and sent this message to the person. "Hello dear, I hope you got the...
OFFICER EAZY:- what is your name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- tell me properly! AKPOS:- Michael Peter sir OFFICER EAZY:- your father"s name? AKPOS:- M.P sir OFFICER EAZY:- what does that mean? AKPOS:- Moses Peter...
A judge decides which kind of punishment each thief is about to receive! Judge: “You will get as many years in prison for as many items you`ve stolen.” First Thief: “I`ve stolen a can of...
A man comes home late at night. Husband shouts behind a locked door: ”Let me in!” Wife: “Go back to where you`ve come from”. Husband:” Let me in, or I`ll kill myself!” Wife: “I don`t...
Wife: “Honey, our maid is pregnant!” Husband: “It"s her problem.” Wife: “Neighbors are gossiping.” Husband: ”It"s their problem.” Wife: “I`m afraid.” Husband: ”It"s your problem.” Wife: ”The child is from you!” Husband: ”That"s my problem!...
A policeman is praying at a church, and a priest comes to him! Priest: “Tell me son, who killed Abel?’ Policeman: “Father, ask the one who is in...
It"s a simple joke which you can tell your parents! A boy comes to his father after school! Boy: “I have got the highest mark in my...
I came home from work. I was tired. I sat down on the sofa. Put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper: ...
It"s another example of social satire in Nigerian jokes. Just imagine, a man comes home from his work. He is very upset! Wife:...
It"s a typical example of social satire! Wife tells husband: “Some of your friends think that I`m beautiful!" Husband says: “It`s Jack, right?” She replies:...
It"s a typical example of social satire! Wife tells husband: “Some of your friends think that I`m beautiful!" Husband says: “It`s Jack, right?” She replies:...
This funny Nigerian joke was written by a man on one of the Nigerian forums: “Our politicians go to the US when they need to work, to Dubai...
It`s the funniest joke played by the famous Akpos! Just imagine, a guy sits in the darkness and says that he has lost his phone! He uses...
Teacher: how are you students Students: fyn,thank you ma. Teacher: Ade how are u doing? Ade:fyn ma Teacher: How many of you want to go to heaven? "me!!!!!!! "all the students shouted except Ade. Teacher:...
A guy walks up to his friend one Sunday and says, "I"m sleeping with the pastor"s wife. Can you hold him in church after service for me?" The friend agrees and after mass, he starts...


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